Your Will Be Internet Markete When...........

[idreesfarooq]

OK Guys, Something Really funny and yeah some true picture in it about internet marketers, I have read it on another forum and now wants to share with my IMTalk Friends for some smile on their face. So it is not mine, but is really worth to read.

You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When..

1) You go to work in your underwear

2) Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links

3) You check domain name availability before naming your kids

4) You send your kids their allowance by PayPal

5) You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do"

6) Everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours

7) The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success

8) Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7’

9) You add three ps’s to an email to your mother

10) Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa

11) You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC

12) You do your work in the toilet

13) You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife’s/gf's bulging eyes

14) When you announce the birth of your child as a "New Product Launch"

15) When you sleep with your girlfriend last night and realized that this is one of the things you dont want to outsource

16) When you are worried more getting banned from your cpa network than getting caught cheating on your girlfriend

17) When you've thought about different ways to monetize Justin Bieber and tried at least one(★)

18) when you take a note like this and bundle it up into a nice little pdf file and throw it up for sale at DP

19) You would prefer freezing yourself instead of your PayPal account

20) when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday

21) When 80% of your electric bill goes to all the computers you have on autopilot in your bedroom!

22) when you wake up early on the morning just to see everyone else go to work (have a big grin) and then make a cup of coffee, turn on your computer and check how much you made last night!

23) Christmas is coming up and you tell your friends and family, "No, I don't want a shirt, a tie, or the Xbox 360 What do you want then? I want Scrapebox, Xrumer, oh, and Sitegrinder too"And they're like"WTF is a Scrapebox and a Sitegrinder? And Xrumer sounds like some **** shit"

24) When you try to convince another man that you have a vagina (eWhoring)

25) When you wish you could outsource taking the bitching of your girlfriend to someone else and keep the **X to yourself

26) When you don't tell people you're an "internet marketer" Web developer sounds so much better

27) when you start leaving 100% tips on the table

28) When you hire high school nerds to write articles for you in exchange of alcohal

29) When people view you with suspicion thinking you send all those Nigerian spam emails

30) When waking up before 11 am feels like an achievement

31) When you go to a new store and ask for a review copy

32) you press your finger on an underlined word in a printed book

33) Your the only one out of your friends who's making $$$ on facebook instead of spending $$$ on farmville cash :P

34) When your friends beg you to remove their email address from your list

35) You ask if they accept "PayPal" after having a dinner in the restaurant !

I hope you have enjoyed it while reading. Keep smiling

[franberries]

hahahha really funny, some of the statement really make me laugh cause it happen to me many time.. read no 12

[Nemanja]

I recognized my self in quite a few

[xooromat]

hahahah great

2) Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links

good idea...

[idreesfarooq]

5) You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do"

Frankly speaking, after nearly 3 years in IM world, I am still facing this situation

[Phoenyx]

Or you automatically try pick out keywords in everything you read. (Just don't get caught saying them out loud though )

[myeanne]

hahaha!! love this post!
thanks for the Friday laugh mate. You made my day!

[tukanginstal]

great list and make me laugh
number 5, 7, 21, 22 thats really me
only number 5 and 7 is really PROBLEMS for me, in my place IM is not really popular. although many people in Indonesia success on this field.

a true story about my friend and his father-in-law:
father-in-law: what do you do now?
My Friend: internet marketing
father-in-law: OOO, so you are a salesman? how much house you go every day?

My friend's father-in-law thought he was a door to door salesman to offer the goods. Perhaps because there is the word "marketing"

[Nemanja]

great list and make me laugh
number 5, 7, 21, 22 thats really me
only number 5 and 7 is really PROBLEMS for me, in my place IM is not really popular. although many people in Indonesia success on this field.

a true story about my friend and his father-in-law:
father-in-law: what do you do now?
My Friend: internet marketing
father-in-law: OOO, so you are a salesman? how much house you go every day?

My friend's father-in-law thought he was a door to door salesman to offer the goods. Perhaps because there is the word "marketing"

Hahahhahah,
that, 5 and 7 have become an issue for me now especially 7

[tukanginstal]

Yes you're right Nemanja. number 7 is big problem. Even i'm not succes in Im like you. But with IM i don't need go out for looking a job. In my place, in Java (an island name in INdonesia) alot of people still belive in mystic, gosht in tree, gosht of dead people etc. My neighbors thought that I was working with the devil. They ever ask for it, they jokingly asked me. and i answer yes i work with Satan. then i show to them my satan (myPC and Laptop)

[idreesfarooq]

Yes you're right Nemanja. number 7 is big problem. Even i'm not succes in Im like you. But with IM i don't need go out for looking a job. In my place, in Java (an island name in INdonesia) alot of people still belive in mystic, gosht in tree, gosht of dead people etc. My neighbors thought that I was working with the devil. They ever ask for it, they jokingly asked me. and i answer yes i work with Satan. then i show to them my satan (myPC and Laptop)

Hahaha, still same thing is now starting happening with me. As everybody knows, i am not doing job but my life style which is almost ahead of them and i am thankful for IM, makes them to be suspicious for me. Some of them has even asked me as I am some what doing 'Spot Fixing or Match Fixing business' online and that is why making huge income from it. Hahaha, They think I am Cricket Match Fixer

And one more thing, My In Laws are still looking for me a job where I can get salary 300$ per month

[wink0r]

And one more thing, My In Laws are still looking for me a job where I can get salary 300$ per month

You might not have to work as hard for that.

[idreesfarooq]

You might not have to work as hard for that.

Yes, before IM world, i really worked hard for 300$ but thanks God, now in IM wolrd, some days 300$ are just an hour money

[tukanginstal]

Yes, before IM world, i really worked hard for 300$ but thanks God, now in IM wolrd, some days 300$ are just an hour money

Aaamiiin, May God grant what you wish

[idreesfarooq]

Thanks man, I am already a lot ahead from 300$. Hoping to reach 3000$ in next month INSHA-A-ALLAH.

[tukanginstal]

Thanks man, I am already a lot ahead from 300$. Hoping to reach 3000$ in next month INSHA-A-ALLAH.

Happy Eid ul-Fitr idreesfarooq

[pagerank7]

29) When people view you with suspicion thinking you send all those Nigerian spam emails

When I told one of my friends I want to get into internet marketing, he asked me if I was gonna start sending him emails about Viagra


33) Your the only one out of your friends who's making $$$ on facebook instead of spending $$$ on farmville cash :P

hahahahahahahahahaha!

[wink0r]

he asked me if I was gonna start sending him emails about Viagra

You should forward him at least one, just for fun!

[Habbakuk]

Some of these points I don't really get and some aren't that funny, but some are really good. I think I'll repost this on my facebook wall and take out the points that aren't applicable.

Thanks for the cool share!

[idreesfarooq]

Some of these points I don't really get.

Thanks for the cool share!

Which one brother. I am sure I can help you to get them

---------- Post added 09-01-2011 at 01:10 PM ----------

29) When people view you with suspicion thinking you send all those Nigerian spam emails

he asked me if I was gonna start sending him emails about Viagra

Hahaha. I agree what Wink has said. Try it and share your experience on this thread. I am sure this will add one point more to above list.