Just for the Laugh

Any good jokes?

The world is divided to 10 kinds or people
those who understand binary code and those who aren't.

hope you got better :P

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

---------- Post added 07-22-2016 at 11:28 PM ----------

Q:Why is a doctor always calm.
A: Because it has a lot of patients.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by HighProxies

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

---------- Post added 07-22-2016 at 11:28 PM ----------

Q:Why is a doctor always calm.
A: Because it has a lot of patients.

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Hahaha, i actually laugh out loud on this one.

ha ha ha ha very funny bro i like it