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    What is most ironic, funny, insane, head spinning thing you've come across from a marketer?

    Aside from posts in forums like SEOChat where someone comes in named OptimizationExpert and asks how do you get backlinks.... cough

    One of the funniest things I see are so-called marketers, who's websites have thousands of links... and are still a PR0

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    yes, you are right, this kind of things are really very complex for internet marketers and webmasters as well, thats why we don't understand Google algorithm completely...

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    i saw post people with nick "backlink master" who beg to explain how to change hxxp for http in js script
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    Or people who have "guru" in their username posting exactly the methods that don't work or asking what the best method is for whatever.

    Also, for some plugin for WP I bought last year (to have a look what it is...), the promo video was insane. He was most likely ADHD...really nuts video.
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    Quote Originally Posted by econtinue View Post
    Or people who have "guru" in their username posting exactly the methods that don't work or asking what the best method is for whatever.

    Also, for some plugin for WP I bought last year (to have a look what it is...), the promo video was insane. He was most likely ADHD...really nuts video.
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    Yes that always kills me to I dont know why people like calling themself that when you can tell they are a guru..

    Another good one is when they say they are selling stuff for really cheap but when you look at the prices it's really expensive...

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    i have friend that i call him as desperate marketer.. every week he ask me to click his ads (ppc program), and he even go every internet cafe in town just to click his own ads LOL
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    Just because someone is a marketer doesn't mean they're going to be any good at SEO, although most do nowadays - but don't perpetuate the myth that PR is everything because it's not, I see plenty of PR0 pages/domains outrank higher PR domains/pages lol.

    The most head spinning thing I saw lately was on WF, some kid said he'd made $200-$300 marketing and to check out this new site he started, it was all about teaching people internet marketing - I remember the words on his home page "We are a professional internet marketing company".

    Another one was someone asking about basic SEO information, with "SEO company india" in his sig LOL

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    Another one was someone asking about basic SEO information, with "SEO company india" in his sig LOL
    As I recall, that one has been here, too.

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    They do that tho. Its so otyer members of their team can keep the thread going or help someone get a sig. Its one of their more famous tactics.
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